A man moves to a new town and of course goes and finds the local watering hole?!
Question: Every Friday afternoon he goes in and orders three beers, drinks them, leaves a modest tip and then goes home. Well, the bartenders' curiosity finally gets to him, so he asks the man what the deal is with the three beers. "Oh, that's a tradition; after my two brothers and I left Ireland, we all vowed to have a drink in each others honor every Friday. So, this goes on for years (as these jokes go) until one day the man comes in and orders two beers. The bartender puts on a solemn mood, knowing something must've happened to one of his brothers. "My condolences to you, my friend." he said. "What?!" asked the man? "Two beers, you only ordered two beers, what happened?" "OHHHH... the man replied. Ah, the old lady made me quit drinkin'."
Answers: Every Friday afternoon he goes in and orders three beers, drinks them, leaves a modest tip and then goes home. Well, the bartenders' curiosity finally gets to him, so he asks the man what the deal is with the three beers. "Oh, that's a tradition; after my two brothers and I left Ireland, we all vowed to have a drink in each others honor every Friday. So, this goes on for years (as these jokes go) until one day the man comes in and orders two beers. The bartender puts on a solemn mood, knowing something must've happened to one of his brothers. "My condolences to you, my friend." he said. "What?!" asked the man? "Two beers, you only ordered two beers, what happened?" "OHHHH... the man replied. Ah, the old lady made me quit drinkin'."
I guess you have to be Irish to laugh the way I did. It cracked me up and I called my hubby to read it to him. Must be in the bloodlines.
Just let me know when to laugh.....
uhhhhhhhh................... what?
lol~
good one!
Sort of funny. I can't believe the first two people didn't get it, and that girl above me just answers "Haha you are so funny you brightened my day" to about everyone. LAME! Does she even read it? Haha, people who want best answers are funny, suck ups, but yeah sort of funny, not hilarious, but I chuckled.
dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb...
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