Can anyone list some blond jokes??!
Question: I just dont know that many.....
Answers: I just dont know that many.....
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up to him.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the
door. The trucker lowers the window and she says,
"Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up
again. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks
on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've
never spoken before, the blonde says brightly,
"Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues
down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens
again. All out of breath the blonde gets out of her car, runs up
to his truck, and knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers
the window. Again she says,
"Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the
next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the
truck and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window and as
she lowers it,he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm driving
the SALT TRUCK!"
get some bleach and become blond... ta dum!
Two blondes are walking down the street, and one is carrying a large suitcase. The other blonde notices the sound of clucking coming from the suitcase, and asks "What do you have in there?"
"I have some chickens!" the woman replied. "If you guess how many are in there, I'll let you have BOTH of them!"
The other blonde thought for a moment, and finally answered "I think there are three!"
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought
blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Three blonds are trapped on an Island. One of them finds a lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says he'll give each of them one wish. The first one says, "I wanna be smarter than the other blonds and find a way off this Island." The Genie grants her wish, she becomes a redhead, jumps in the water and swims to the mainland. The second blond says, "I wanna be smarter than her and get off this Island." The Genie turns her into a brunette, who jumps in the water and swims to the mainland. The last blond says, "I wanna be smarter than both of them and find a way off this Island. The Genie turns her into a man who walks across the bridge to the mainland.
A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.
The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."
The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.
She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.
If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
Q: What do you call an intelligent blonde?
A: A Labrador
Check these links.
Amy's Blonde Jokes - List of jokes, and links to other joke sites.
Blond Universe - Home of the Blonde Joke - One page containing a large collection of jokes. Most of which are Q and A format.
Blonde Funny Jokes - Jokes and humorous stories about blondes.
Blonde Joke Club - Collection of Q and A jokes.
Blonde Jokes - Jokes organized into 14 categories.
Blonde Jokes List - A collection of jokes and stories.
Blonde-Jokes.co.uk - Jokes and free joke of the day by email.
Blondesville - Jokes about dumb blondes, plus a weekly and monthly award for dumbness.
Diary of a Blonde Cook - Meet the dippiest cook of all, but she is cute, animated and musical.
Dumb Blonde Jokes - A collection of jokes including a random joke.
GoodBlondeJokes.com - Blonde humor organised into categories
Proud to be Blonde - Clean, story-type jokes.
The Ultimate Blond Joke - Features a few lame jokes with graphics.
there was a blond and brunette and a redhead all stranded in the dessert. they found an abandoned car in it was a cellphone with no reception, a water with only a few drops left, and 1 cracker. so the brunette took the phone. the redhead took the water. and the blond took the door. as they were walking the redhead and the brunette asked the blond why she took the door. she said so when it gets hot i can roll down the window and feel the cool wind.