Say something to cheer me up?!
Question: If your a dude i'll do you all night looong. If your a girl I'll hook you up with my bro. LOL
Answers: If your a dude i'll do you all night looong. If your a girl I'll hook you up with my bro. LOL
whats up
put a smile on your face!
=]
don't worry be happy.
=D
Hakuna Matata :)
you suck.
A new year,a new beginning. Cheer up and always think positively.
The road to truth has many turns, but a lot of unexpected perks along the way. :)
i like po. you like po. i like ta. you like ta. i like toes. you like toes. we like PO-TA-TOES!!!!
Nevermind the Pac Jam
Nevermind the Gap Band
Nevermind the Zap Band
Nevermind the Funk Scam
Cause we're
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Nevermind the British bands
Nevermind the Synth Funk bands
Nevermind the Wham Wham band
Nevermind Duran Duran
Cause we're
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Nevermind the Soft Cell shi.t.
That's strictly for the twits
Nevermind the Men At Work
Those tunes are for the jerks
Cause we're
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Nevermind Hall and Oates
Those guys are a couple of goats
Nevermind the Culture Club
That jive's just one big flub
Cause we're
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
......genius. listen to the song. it'll cheer you up for sure. it's called NEVERMIND- By The Red Hot Chili Peppers (obviously)
Glad you aren't me.
something to cheer me up!
SMOOGLESS!!!
strange but true story from my life
once long ago i got an invite from a friend to Cook me dinner. he said he was going to cook me native food. i said ok. he said my roommates can stay for dinner and they did. when i ask Sam what we were eating, he pulled out his bag of Seal flippers. (from a real seal) I'm one of those people who's up for anything, so i said great. well Sam threw the seal flippers in a pot of boiling water to warm them up and announced that they were done. all i can say is they tasted like oily rubber boots. needless to say they went in the fridge and none of my roommates wanted to try them again. eventually one of my roommates threw them out. a couple of weeks later Sam ask what happened to the seal flippers. i told him they had begun to smell and my roommate threw them out. Sam looks at me with this serious look and says "that's when their the best"
this is a true story and i never let Sam cook for me again.
circle circle dot dot i got my cootie shot
life is like a box of chocolates,you never know what you gonna get.
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
and SMILEEEEEEEEEEEEE : )
Here's a good joke. Hope it helps.
Construction worker on the 5th. floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th. floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. The worker on the 5th. floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the groung floor and says, "What the f-ck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!" The other guy says "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!" Hope this isn't too bad for you and that it cheers you up.
jeezy creezy
something. :)
something
How about.....
No.