The heart of the matter?!
Question: A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see what his options were. Naturally, the doctor recommended a heart transplant. The man reluctantly agreed, and asked if there were any hearts immediately available, considering that money was no object."I do have three hearts," said the doctor. "The first is from an 18-year old kid, non-smoker, athletic, swimmer, with a great diet. He hit his head on the swimming pool and died. It's $100,000. The second is from a marathon runner, 25 years old, great condition, very strong. He got hit by a bus. It's $150,000. The third is from a heavy drinker, cigar smoker, steak lover. It's $500,000.""Hey, why is that heart so expensive? He lived a terrible life!""Yes, but it's from a laywer. It's never been used."
Answers: A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see what his options were. Naturally, the doctor recommended a heart transplant. The man reluctantly agreed, and asked if there were any hearts immediately available, considering that money was no object."I do have three hearts," said the doctor. "The first is from an 18-year old kid, non-smoker, athletic, swimmer, with a great diet. He hit his head on the swimming pool and died. It's $100,000. The second is from a marathon runner, 25 years old, great condition, very strong. He got hit by a bus. It's $150,000. The third is from a heavy drinker, cigar smoker, steak lover. It's $500,000.""Hey, why is that heart so expensive? He lived a terrible life!""Yes, but it's from a laywer. It's never been used."
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OHHH soooo BaDD!!
LOL!!!
THAT IS SOO GREAT!!!!!!!!!!LOL LOL
OMG that is so mean what if a laywer read this!! jk jk
lol that's funny
That's cold, but a good kind of cold! lol.
Funny! 10!
Classic.
As Wilde observed - you'd have to have a heart of stone not to giggle about that one.
(Or words to that affectation.)
I lost mine somewhere close to San Francisco - or was it Houston?
Any one seen it it?
10/10
hehehe, think i'll pass one one of those, pmsl
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ouch!!!!! that was cold.....but funny :)
that's horrible! I LOVE IT!
well.lol
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
Ha Ha
now thats a cracker xxx
haha very good..the best for the end
Lol Honey You made me laugh so much I can't stop,and me Loo is not working hell what am I to do now,but here have a star.xxxx
hehehehe very funny
My kind of joke!!
10/10 and a star is on its way!! *
Thanks for the laugh!!
cool
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lmao literally cryin with laughter right now have a star x
Excellent, so funny.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10