Seven year old getting married?!
Question: Little Bobby (seven) was in love with Little Susie (same age) who lived next door.
One day, Bobby went to Susie's dad and announced (as seriously as he could), "I'm in love with Susie, and we're getting married".
Amused, Susie's dad started asking questions (in the hopes to discourage the idea).
Susie' dad: "Where will you live?"
Bobby: "Well, Susie has a playhouse in the back yard, so we're gonna live there."
Susie's dad: "How are you going to make money to support her?"
Bobby: "Well, Susie gets 75 cents a week, and I get $1.25 a week." "That should be more than enough!"
Seeing that Bobby was still serious, Susie's dad asked, "Well, what about children?"
Bobby perked up and quickly answered, "Oh, we have that figured out already. Whenever Susie lays an egg, I'm gonna stomp on it!"
Answers: Little Bobby (seven) was in love with Little Susie (same age) who lived next door.
One day, Bobby went to Susie's dad and announced (as seriously as he could), "I'm in love with Susie, and we're getting married".
Amused, Susie's dad started asking questions (in the hopes to discourage the idea).
Susie' dad: "Where will you live?"
Bobby: "Well, Susie has a playhouse in the back yard, so we're gonna live there."
Susie's dad: "How are you going to make money to support her?"
Bobby: "Well, Susie gets 75 cents a week, and I get $1.25 a week." "That should be more than enough!"
Seeing that Bobby was still serious, Susie's dad asked, "Well, what about children?"
Bobby perked up and quickly answered, "Oh, we have that figured out already. Whenever Susie lays an egg, I'm gonna stomp on it!"
hehehe, for kids it's all so simple, pmsl
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awww thats so cute!!!
haha......but wasnt this a little johnny joke, not bobby?? star for you anyways..!
LOL!
wow
Oh wow.
lol good en x
lol. star for you
lol thats cute
One of the best. Have a star.
lmao yes nice joke very interesting you definately deserve lots of stars
Heheh. Birth control made easy.
this was sooo cute!!!
Kids are so stinkin cute!!!
LOL!!
ha ha LOL
Lol Honey now that was very funny,wish it was that easy,here have a star.xxx
Lawl I've heard that joke before but the ending was like
"Well what about children?
We've be lucky so far"
Loved it! lol.
Hahahah
youve swapped the names around a bit, this is a little Johnny joke
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aww thats like the cutest joke ever.
awwwwwwww!!!!! so cute..........i luv it
poor egg
Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings
Mmmh
HA HA i love jokes like that they rease me up
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haha poor bobby !
funny
Excellent joke again lol
Ha, ha, ha!!
Good ending Rose!!
10/10 + * on its way!!
lol