A Golfing Mistake?!
Question: A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes.
"What happened to you?" asked the doctor.
"Well it all started when my wife and I were golfing and by accident she hit the ball into a cow field. When we went to investigate, i saw the ball in a cows a ss. I went and lifted the tail of the cow and thats when I made my mistake."
"What mistake was that?" asked the doctor.
" I said hey this looks like yours hun!"
Answers: A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes.
"What happened to you?" asked the doctor.
"Well it all started when my wife and I were golfing and by accident she hit the ball into a cow field. When we went to investigate, i saw the ball in a cows a ss. I went and lifted the tail of the cow and thats when I made my mistake."
"What mistake was that?" asked the doctor.
" I said hey this looks like yours hun!"
naughty, naughty lol
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hehehahahehehaha
i dont get it
Lucky Guy!!
He would have never been able to walk if he was my man!!!
LOL!!!
that is a mistake.
POOR WIFE! LOL!
lol
haha
lol, good one
thats funny
Honesty is NOT the best policy!Good one!
LMAO! Super good. lol.
wow.
I'm starting to get the feeling you are one of those people who go on joke websites and give us those jokes... thanks for the other ones, I heard this one tons before
well he would not have it wrapped round his neck, if he had said that to me, pmsl
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PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funny
That's the trouble with Germans - no sense of humour.
hahaha funny......oops !!!
hahahaha brilliant
starred again
And the lucky man still breathes??
Star time Rose!! *
lol
LOL
Another great joke, well worth a star.
Thanks for posting.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10