He who has the gold makes the rules!?!
Question: He who has the gold makes the rules!
A crusty old man walks into the local church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church."
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 Million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money. "
"I see," said th e pastor. "And is this ***** giving you a hard time?"
Answers: He who has the gold makes the rules!
A crusty old man walks into the local church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church."
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 Million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money. "
"I see," said th e pastor. "And is this ***** giving you a hard time?"
>snort<!!! Very good, BTW, my neck is still stiff........
made me laugh!
Awesome :-)
that made me smile....dumbo!
star for you!shows the true colour of most preachers!
That was a good one
That was good... rtflmao
Oh My God! Simply hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Now that was a lovely one give us another one please!!!
Very good hehehe... I would of done the same LOL
hahaha