Dog poetry?!
Question: Noggin-the-Nog
Meet our dog: Noggin-the-Nog,
Probably the world's most ancient dog.
He's blind as a bat, with eyes like fog;
Lies in the lane like a fallen log
With a brain Dad says had lost a cog
And a bark that's like a strangled frog.
Noggin-the-Nog, Noggin-the-Nog,
Probably the world's most ancient dog.
He's chewed up the Argos catalogue,
Mum's slipper, my shoe, and Granfather's clog.
He waits for the postman, all agog,
Then sees him off at a jaunty jog.
Noggin-the-Nog, Noggin-the-Nog,
Probably the world's most ancient dog.
Living with him is a thankless slog.
He's more grumpy than an old hedgehog
And smells like The Beast from Bodmin Bog;
Not the sort of dog that pet shops flog.
Noggin-the-Nog, Noggin-the-Nog,
Probably the world's most ancient dog.
Answers: Noggin-the-Nog
Meet our dog: Noggin-the-Nog,
Probably the world's most ancient dog.
He's blind as a bat, with eyes like fog;
Lies in the lane like a fallen log
With a brain Dad says had lost a cog
And a bark that's like a strangled frog.
Noggin-the-Nog, Noggin-the-Nog,
Probably the world's most ancient dog.
He's chewed up the Argos catalogue,
Mum's slipper, my shoe, and Granfather's clog.
He waits for the postman, all agog,
Then sees him off at a jaunty jog.
Noggin-the-Nog, Noggin-the-Nog,
Probably the world's most ancient dog.
Living with him is a thankless slog.
He's more grumpy than an old hedgehog
And smells like The Beast from Bodmin Bog;
Not the sort of dog that pet shops flog.
Noggin-the-Nog, Noggin-the-Nog,
Probably the world's most ancient dog.
brilliant a good start to the new year
Very good! Made me smile. =) Star!
wtf okay...
that was pretty funny but not tooo muchh
That was very amusing.
Noggin-the-Nog is indeed America's oldest dog
In fact, he's listed in Christopher Columbus' ship log
When those famous 3 ships travelled the ocean blue
Well, so did Noggin-the-Nog in the year 1492.
That was a long time ago so you are right: he is ancient
He's had a long life and throughout very complacent
Yes, Noggin-the-Nog most likely is more ancient than others
But not the kind of dog you give as a present to mothers !!
poor dog!...what a name!
Lol love that.
woof but enjoyable.lol
i love funny and frisky's one!!! haha
haha.. good jokes,... tat's made me laugh~