What did zero say to eight?!
Question: "Nice belt!"
Answers: "Nice belt!"
That is a classic !!!
Here are a few other good ones I have heard...
"What did pi say to i?"
"Get real!"
Here's the other half:
"What did i say to pi?"
"Be rational!"
"What did one-half say to one?"
"You're so full of yourself!"
This one is a bit longer:
One day, Jesus said to his disciples: "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9."
A man who had just joined the disciples looked very confused and asked Peter: "What, on Earth, does he mean by that?"
Peter replied: "Don't worry - it's just another one of his parabolas."
Here is a page I just found with lots of math humor:
http://www.dctech.com/physics/humor_math...
And this funny story about Archimedes is a classic application of math theory to a real world problem
http://www.dctech.com/eureka/archimedes/...
The end of the story actually involves death, not imprisonment.
Fun question!
lol! I get it! nice.
The digit eight looks like a zero crossed by a line in the middle.
hahahaha i like that
didn't get it till i looked at the answers. That's funny though
I've heard this many times. Mostly by my math teacher.
i like it alot!!!!! hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
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Nice
haha
it sounds like something my math teacher would say[: