Question and answer blonde jokes HAHAH star and reply if funny?!


Question: Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A: They don't know the route.
Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.

Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.

Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.


Answers: Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A: They don't know the route.
Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.

Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.

Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.

ummm..... for one i didnt think they were funny and im a blonde but an intelligent blonde.

So i take offense of them jokes.

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  • I'm brunette. Lol

    some were funny but i am not stupid and i am blonde

    Ha ha
    some of them r so funny

    2 n 3's pretty funny lolz..!! the rest is so so but it's funny too....i dun get y blondes gets to have all these jokes on them though..may be that's cus i dun live among them nor met any of them..yet... ^^

    Very funny, lol. I liked the second one about concentrate the best. see not all blondes are dumb. Happy 2008 to all.

    ahha

    Hahahaha~~

    they wer realli funni!
    especially the one bout her commitin suicide! so stoopidly funni!

    Happi New year!
    Thanks 4 da laff!!

    Very funny. LOL. Nice. hahahahahaha. These are your stars:

    **********(10 stars)

    So sorry for blonde people. HEHEHE.

    Haha. I liked the orange juice one. I love blonde jokes, because, blondes you have to know that they are "just jokes".

    Liked them. How about:

    Q. How do you know if a blond was word processing on a computer before you?

    A. There is whiteout on the screen.



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