YO Mama jokes !!!!!?!


Question: yo mamas so fat she fell in love and broke it.


Answers: yo mamas so fat she fell in love and broke it.

yo mama is so fat when she stood on a scale her phone number apperead

Good one!!

yo mama jokes are old...

yo mama....... soooooo old

hahahhaha!
YO MOMMAS SO FAT! SHE THOUGHT A TAXI WAS A TWINKIEE!

**fattasses

um..lol/..

LOL

yo mamma's so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out.

LOL!!! NICE ONE :D@!

I haven't heard any good ones like that lately...
Thanks !

Yo' mama's so fat, her shadow weighs 200 pounds.

Yo' mama is so fat that when she jumps up in the air, she gets stuck!

Yo' mama is so fat that that when she's the only one in the theater, it's standing room only!

Yo' mama's so fat, she has her own zip code!

My favorite---> Yo' mama's so fat, it takes 2 hours to get on her good side! LOL

Yo' mama is so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch all day! (LOL)

Yo' mama is so ugly that whenever she takes you to the zoo, they thank you for returning her!

Yo' mama is so ugly that whenever she goes out for a walk, she gets picked up for violation of the local leash law!

Yo' mama is so ugly, she sued her parents..and WON! (LOL)

so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck

plz you can do better

yo mammas so fat, that wen she wore a red shirt people said LOOK THE COOL AID MAN!

ummm... yeah
this is a better one
"youre mama is so stupid((or fat youre choice)) she brought a spoon to the super bowl"

Yo Mamma so fat that when she went for a swim, people called out "NEW LAND!"
Yo Mamma so fat that when she saw a big yellow bus full of white kids, she yelled "STOP THAT TWINKIE!"

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!

ok I saw this one from 'ryan miller' on this commercial for the winter game thing....


"Your mama's so ugly she made an onion cry"

its kinda old but ryan miller said it so its cool

yo mama so fat she wore a yellow jacket and little ran after her yellin "SCHOOL BUSS!!"

yo mama so stupid she bought a 20 off me for 50

yo mama's so nasty, she's like musuems...on wednesdays, everyone gets in for free

yo mama jokes are as overdone as yo mamas lasagna.

Yo mama is so dumb when she found a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool she drowned

yo mama such a hoe, if she were Indian, they would call her moose with wide canyon.

yo mama so fat, god sent her to hell cuz he couldn't lift her spirit

yo mama hair so short, when its braided it looks like stitches.

yo mama so stank, she made right guard turn left.

yo momma so fat her favorite snack is deep fried chocolate

yo mama so ugly her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory

yo mama's so fat that when she says she's sittin' around the house, she's serious.

good one!

Yo mama dont wear that red dress no more cause the kids chase her down the street yealling "HEY COOLAID"

haha yours is funny

Yo momma's so fat,
when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials

Yo momma's so fat,
the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

Yo momma's so fat,
when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.

haha
Yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Yo mama's so stupid she got hit by a parked car!

YO MAMMA IS SO BIG SHE CANT GET THE DOOR WAY... HAHAH



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