HONK If You Love JESUS?!


Question: The other day I went to the local religious book store where I saw a "HONK IF
YOU LOVE JESUS" bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on my back bumper and I'm
glad I did.

What an uplifting experience followed. That bumper sticker really worked!!

I found lots of people who loved Jesus.

I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about
the Lord. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy.

He must REALLY love Jesus because pretty soon he leaned out of his window and
yelled "JESUS CHRIST!" as loud as he could.

It was like a football game with him shouting, "GO!...JESUS CHRIST!...GO!"
Everyone else started honking too, so I leaned out the window and smiled and
waved to all those loving people.

There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I heard him yell
something about a sunny beach and saw him waving with only his middle finger.

I asked my kids what he meant by that and they laughed and said it was the
Hawaiian good luck sign. So I leaned out of the window and gave him the good
luck sign back.

A couple of people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got
out of their cars and started running towards me!

I bet they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed that the light had changed
so I stepped on the gas.

It's a good thing that I did because I was the only driver to get across the
intersection.

I looked back and everyone was still standing there so I leaned way out the
window and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful people!


Answers: The other day I went to the local religious book store where I saw a "HONK IF
YOU LOVE JESUS" bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on my back bumper and I'm
glad I did.

What an uplifting experience followed. That bumper sticker really worked!!

I found lots of people who loved Jesus.

I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about
the Lord. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy.

He must REALLY love Jesus because pretty soon he leaned out of his window and
yelled "JESUS CHRIST!" as loud as he could.

It was like a football game with him shouting, "GO!...JESUS CHRIST!...GO!"
Everyone else started honking too, so I leaned out the window and smiled and
waved to all those loving people.

There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I heard him yell
something about a sunny beach and saw him waving with only his middle finger.

I asked my kids what he meant by that and they laughed and said it was the
Hawaiian good luck sign. So I leaned out of the window and gave him the good
luck sign back.

A couple of people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got
out of their cars and started running towards me!

I bet they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed that the light had changed
so I stepped on the gas.

It's a good thing that I did because I was the only driver to get across the
intersection.

I looked back and everyone was still standing there so I leaned way out the
window and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful people!

HONK HONK!!!

Too funny!!!

wonderful way to start the new year with a laugh from you!!! :)

Is it a new pop group or something

lol!!!! thats funni!! u should b a comedian or something.

it sounds like those people were having a religious experience

very funny

ha ha very funny.!!

As soon as they clear the roads, I'm going straight to the bible store and pick me up one of those bumper stickers.

Love it!!

Hahaha!!

ha ha!! xx

hahaha very good lol
.....where is that delete button ...again.....hahaha!

Creased me up.
That's brilliant - but aren't you tempting fate?
(Or are you also insured with Jev and Al?)

Thats insane! LOL! I love Jesus too!

LOL! i was going to tell that one !

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

lol

So very funny lol

haha funny very good.

*honk*

OMG that was HILARIOUS!
Thanks for sharing! :)

Hilarious, hahahahaha.

Your jokes just keep geting better. lol.

lucky u .lol

Lol Honey you so lucky you stepped on that gas otherwise they would have fried you,here have a star,and thanks for the laugh.xxx

LOL LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!!!
:o)

Wow! I wish people were nice like that where I live! The only time people honk around here in the Atl is when they want you to go 20 miles above the speed limit so they can be 5 seconds closer to their destinations!

f@cking christians make me honk, as in vomit.



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