Satan's Sister?!
Question: One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Smithville wakes up
early and goes to their local church.
Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about
their lives, their families, etc.
Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!!
Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each
other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate.
Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly
in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his
presence.
This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you
know who I am?"
The man says, "Yep, sure do."
Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?"
The man says, "Nope, sure isn’t."
Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?"
"Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."
Answers: One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Smithville wakes up
early and goes to their local church.
Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about
their lives, their families, etc.
Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!!
Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each
other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate.
Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly
in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his
presence.
This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you
know who I am?"
The man says, "Yep, sure do."
Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?"
The man says, "Nope, sure isn’t."
Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?"
"Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."
very funny like that star4u
Lol!!
Family of satan??
ha ha i like that one.!!
married the devil. haha
Ha
ha
ha
I
like
that
joke.
it's
very
funny.
Nice
one.
LOLing.
Where'd
you
get
that?
or
did
you
make
it
up?
It's
funny.
Here's
10
stars
and
10
points:
**********
10/10
points.
Thanks
for
making
me
laugh,
Hi, and than;s for the giggke
I met Satan during a gane of cards this week, and all he said was "you bu^^er"
God said to me "that was lucky"
So I err on the side of Gods,
Happy 2008
Bob
Lol, that's funny!
Excellent joke!!! xD xD xD
Have a star! *
hahaha I was married to his other sister lol
Am I the only one who didn't think this joke was funny? Will someone tickle me please, and make laugh, cause this ain't funny to me?
LOL Good and funny!
If the satan marries the mans sister he must be afraid cozzzz..........u know that!!!!
I thought This was great!!
& I know those people!!! :)
LOL
awesome joke, but you totally gave away the punchline before I even opened the joke!
LOL! Thats my cousin!
LMAO!!! star!
*****
(And have you met my mother-in-law???)
excellent, very funny, lol
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Wasn't expecting that. Great joke thanks for sharing. lol
LOL
very funny joke
thanks for sharing :)
I liked that.
Super good! lol.
Lol Honey me thinks I was also married to Satan's brother many years ago,here have a star.xxx
lol.lol
omg funny lol
Lmfao, my boyfriend says im statan. Lmfao. Heeeeeeey Im puerto rican with a temper. Lol he doesnt mean it though haa.