Little Johnny at Sunday School?!
Question: One day in Sunday school, the teacher was talking about Jesus is to the kids, "Bobby, where is Jesus?" asked the teacher. "Jesus is in heaven." replied Bobby. "Very good!", said the teacher. The teacher then asked a little girl," Where is Jesus, Emily?". Emily said innocently, "Jesus is in my heart!". The teacher beamed at little Emily and said, "How very sweet!!!". The teacher now asked Little Johnny, "Johnny, where is Jesus?". "Jesus is in my bathroom." he said assuredly. "Please elaborate,Johnny.", the teacher said. Little Johnny then replied, "Well, every morning my dad gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells. Jesus Christ, are you still in there!!!"
Answers: One day in Sunday school, the teacher was talking about Jesus is to the kids, "Bobby, where is Jesus?" asked the teacher. "Jesus is in heaven." replied Bobby. "Very good!", said the teacher. The teacher then asked a little girl," Where is Jesus, Emily?". Emily said innocently, "Jesus is in my heart!". The teacher beamed at little Emily and said, "How very sweet!!!". The teacher now asked Little Johnny, "Johnny, where is Jesus?". "Jesus is in my bathroom." he said assuredly. "Please elaborate,Johnny.", the teacher said. Little Johnny then replied, "Well, every morning my dad gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells. Jesus Christ, are you still in there!!!"
Good one! lol.
haha good !
lmfao......cute
that's funny!
Ah, that little Johnny! :-)
haha lol
haha thats funny
haha you are funny and early....and I am still trying to go to bed !!
Haha. That's a new one! ^.^ Love it.
lmao
gotta love little johnny
interesting!
LOL...cute
ha ha ha ha ha ha ....
nice one .lol
hahaa that's a good 1
LOL
good joke :)
hahaha.
lol
lol you can have a star!!!
star4u
lmao
is there anything Johnny doesn't get up to!
Brilliant, very funny.
Excellent!!! :D
Have a star and the happiest New Year ever!!! :)
Brilliant once again.
Lmao!!!!
hahahahaha!!!!!!!!
funny!!
starred!!
Hahahahhaaaaaa.....loved it..spat coffee on the monitor there...thanks for almost killing my pc ....lmao
Hahahah. Excellent.
Lol Honey I think little Johnny must be my next door neighbours little boy,cause I'm sure he can hear the rackect here in the morning,here have a star.xxxx
ha ha ha.!!
Ha, that is so funny!!! here have a star!!!;D?