Pranks to do on a crazy security gaurd?!
Question: There is this crazy security gaurd in our community he waits outside my friends house constantly because he hates the birds and he gives all the kids a hard time about anything they cant ride around the fountain they cant go near the tennis court I mean near not even inside it without an adult the cant go to the pool without an adult the cant get a drink of water in the clubhouse without an adult they cant even ride on the sidewalk! He actually wanted to take my friends mom to jail for making a "disturbance" when all she did was walk outside with a bird on her shoulder it wasnt even squaking!! he called the cops on her and they almost took her away. He even asks you what your doing if you are leaving the community on foot. we have put PB and marshmellows on his doors so far 2 guys we know peed on the back on the back of the car and stuck a speedo there and some other peopel have drained his gas and replaced it with sugar so far but that doesnt cut it we need to get this crazy guy back!
Answers: There is this crazy security gaurd in our community he waits outside my friends house constantly because he hates the birds and he gives all the kids a hard time about anything they cant ride around the fountain they cant go near the tennis court I mean near not even inside it without an adult the cant go to the pool without an adult the cant get a drink of water in the clubhouse without an adult they cant even ride on the sidewalk! He actually wanted to take my friends mom to jail for making a "disturbance" when all she did was walk outside with a bird on her shoulder it wasnt even squaking!! he called the cops on her and they almost took her away. He even asks you what your doing if you are leaving the community on foot. we have put PB and marshmellows on his doors so far 2 guys we know peed on the back on the back of the car and stuck a speedo there and some other peopel have drained his gas and replaced it with sugar so far but that doesnt cut it we need to get this crazy guy back!
Put a bag of **** on his car and light it on fire.
Take a hammer and dent his car.
Buy a couple goldfish and put them in his car. They'll stick like heck
Do exactly what he doesn't want you to do. Ride around the fountain and ride away if he gets too crazy.
Go in the tennis court and start being crazy.
Show him in any way, that you don't give a damn about what he says
Complain to the security company he works for.
nothing illegal, otherwise he'll be the one laughing..
idk maybe put some riddlin or antipsychotic meds in his car..
put a bunch of birds in his car.
cover the car in bird crap..
have fun but dont get caught.
Murder is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. This security guy is a temporary problem get my drift. Try to make it look like an accident like be nice to him for a week and then put some psycadelic acid in the water and watch him trip out and possibly kill himself.