Star if you like this joke please--Idiot Sightings?!
Question: Hey!
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore.
This one was from Kingman, KS.
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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. And he was a Kansas City chef!
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know? He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
Happened in Birmingham, Ala.
Answers: Hey!
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore.
This one was from Kingman, KS.
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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. And he was a Kansas City chef!
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know? He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
Happened in Birmingham, Ala.
I actually swear it is true. I had a flat tire and my 18 yr old brother walked up and said "Tire go flat?"
I took my baby son out shopping with me one day. He waas in a little suit complete with bowtie. blue shirt, blue pacifier, blue blanket, blue shoes, blue carseat. Lady walks up and says "is it a boy?" I said "No, we just wanna make sure she gets on Oprah some day!"
Keep it up, I love your posts!
here is a dirty one. if your easelly offended dont read on.
i was having a hard time with her in the store yesterday, she would not stop putting things in the cart. so i told her if you do not stop this i will tell your father you have been taking his ciaggaretts and hiding them, to whitch she simply replied with a yell and said, oh yeah well ill tell YOUR FATHER i saw you french kissing daddys pee pee last night.
i was in a sports store yesterday and the clerk said, may i help you, i replied no im just looking at your basket sized balls.
omg i loved that especially the one about the girl and the power strip
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HAHA
lol.. i love them.. and i can honestly say i have never heard any of them before
Sure, I will give you another star for this one. <grin>
Even though it duplicates another one.
LOL
very funny :)