Star if you like this joke please--WHY, WHY, WHY???!
Question: Hey!
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Answers: Hey!
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Yep, I think they're cute.
Let's see, I had a riddle the other day...
This is from the current book upon which I am working, so if you use it, make sure you give proper credit... heh heh
Oh, and in the story, it is aimed at some preteen kids to answer, so it is not supposed to be really tough.
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I have a head without a brain,
but when I’m young I’m very bright.
I’m skinny but strong; and thin but long…
No hands, but I hold things tight.
- - - What am I?
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Happy New Year to all..!
Elephants are purple in the dark.
Nice.
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Oh man that's hillarious!
Sucks for you though,,,
Sorry 'bout that
your fav is mine too! and btw its not me hoo is mental... lol! thankz 4 the jokes! :)
lol they did bring a smile to my face,, specially the last one. and the 'lisp'
thank you for the good clean jokes HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Some are pretty smart. Like why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets when they are suicidal pilots.....lol
yeah they were cool.
Sweetness. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
those are funny here's a star.
Hey that did make me laugh.
Thanks for sharing :)