Cheap pub?!
Question: A man in a pub asks for a pint.
The barman says, 'That'll be a penny.'
'A penny?' exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he says, 'Could i have steak and chips?'
'Certainly,' says the barman, 'That'll be twenty pence.'
'Twenty pence?' cries the man. 'You're joking. Where's the bloke who owns this place?'
'Upstairs with my wife.' replies the barman.
The man asks, 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?'
'The same thing i'm doing to his business.' the barman says.
Answers: A man in a pub asks for a pint.
The barman says, 'That'll be a penny.'
'A penny?' exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he says, 'Could i have steak and chips?'
'Certainly,' says the barman, 'That'll be twenty pence.'
'Twenty pence?' cries the man. 'You're joking. Where's the bloke who owns this place?'
'Upstairs with my wife.' replies the barman.
The man asks, 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?'
'The same thing i'm doing to his business.' the barman says.
Awesome!!! Happy New Year!!!
AHAHAHHAH [;
i get it.
haha. ths quite good happy new year. xxx
So the guy upstairs is running that guy's wife. Ha-ha-ha-ha! ! ! I can't wait to tell all my friends ! ! ! !
Thanks mate.
Yer woman says to tell ya she says thanks too.
Heheheheheheh. Heard it before, but it still makes me grin.
NICE ONE
Now that is a good joke.
i don't get it!!!!!!
LOL Very Funny
Very good. lol
Spectacular
lol..funny