Have you heard this one yet?!
Question: I Like Your Thinking
A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."
Answers: I Like Your Thinking
A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."
LOL I love Little Johnny.. so clever isn't he..
By the way, star for you for a very good joke..
Thats a good one
yeah i've heard it. it's pretty funny. you should google some more little johnny jokes if you enjoyed that one.
lol. good
lol good 1 : )
Hadn't heard that one yet.
Yes, I've heard it before, but it cracks me up every time. :)
that's a good one
haha. cute.
That was great!!!!!
no i havent, and i dont get it!
lmao!!
i haven't heard that one yet
:] lol
i dont get it
havent heard that one. very Cute!
no i havent' heard that before but it is a good one lol it took me a while to get it thoguh WOW
no i haven't
lmao i've never heard that lol!!
I'm going to ask that to my teacher,good one
i heard the first one that was cool
Wow, how'd you make that one.
hahahaha.
havent heard it.
but it is funnyy
thats funny...i never heard that one before
Yah-hoo! I howl. That's a goodern.
LMAO!
no. but thats funny.
Good lol!! He is a naughty little Johnny and he has a right minded teacher.
lol
LOL!
:)
lol thats funny
yea i heard that one before..
WTF