A joke about something?!
Question: there was a chinese guy, a white guy and a black guy. the chinese guy liked noodles so he always brought noodles for lunch. the white guy like sandwiches so he always brought that for lunch and the black guy liked hot dogs so he always brought hot dogs for lunch. one day, they all got tired of their lunches and said if i eat the same thing again tomorrow, i'll kill myself. so the next day, the white guy brought salad, the black guy brought hamburger, and the chinese guy brought noodles. He got mad so he killed himself and when the police were interviewing his wife, she said 'he packed his own lunch'
Answers: there was a chinese guy, a white guy and a black guy. the chinese guy liked noodles so he always brought noodles for lunch. the white guy like sandwiches so he always brought that for lunch and the black guy liked hot dogs so he always brought hot dogs for lunch. one day, they all got tired of their lunches and said if i eat the same thing again tomorrow, i'll kill myself. so the next day, the white guy brought salad, the black guy brought hamburger, and the chinese guy brought noodles. He got mad so he killed himself and when the police were interviewing his wife, she said 'he packed his own lunch'
not funny
This is how i heard it
Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building. The italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says "Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!" The chinese opens his lunch box to find rice and says "Man, if I get rice one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!" The blonde opens his lunch box to find a cheeseburger and says" Man, if I get a cheeseburger one more time im going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
So the next day they all got the same thing and they jumped off the building to their death. That weekend at the funeral, the italian and the chinese wives are crying and saying "I would have fixed him something else for lunch but he never told me." And as the two wives stare at the blondes wife, they both ask why she isn't sad about her husbands death, the blonde replys "Don't look at me, he packs his own lunch."
lol =D idk y im laffin it doesnt really make sense 2 me.
you told it wrong...... it goes.......
So, an aggie, a raider, and a longorn worked together in the same building everyday, and everday they sat on top of the same building to eat their lunch, and everyday their wives packed them the same lunch. One day they all got fed up with eating the same thing daily and said "if my wife packs me the same thing tomorrow after i ask her not to I'll ump off this building" So the next day the raider and aggie both had a different thing to eat, but the longhorn still had the same lunch as every other day, so he jumped off. When the longhorns wife got there, all she would say is "he packed his own lunch!"
Im from texas, thats why i used the people i did