Help me get this joke i don't understand??!
Question: One morning, a man approached the first tee, only to find another guy approaching from the other side. They began talking and decided to play 9 holes together. After teeing off, they sat off down the fairway, continuing their chat.
"What do you do?" the first man asked.
"I'm a salesman. What about you?"
"I'm a hitman for the mob," replied the second man.
The hitman noticed that the 1st guy started getting a little nervous and continued, "Yeah, I'm the highest paid guy in the business. I'm the best."
He stopped, sat down his bag of clubs, and pulled out a fancy, high powered rifle that was loaded with all types of scopes and sights. He then asked the man where he lived.
Still nervous the man replied, "In a subdivision just west of here."
The hitman placed the gun against his shoulder, faced west, peered into a scope and asked "What color roof ya' got?"
"Gray."
Then he asked "What color siding?"
"Yellow."
"You got a silver Toyota?"
Answers: One morning, a man approached the first tee, only to find another guy approaching from the other side. They began talking and decided to play 9 holes together. After teeing off, they sat off down the fairway, continuing their chat.
"What do you do?" the first man asked.
"I'm a salesman. What about you?"
"I'm a hitman for the mob," replied the second man.
The hitman noticed that the 1st guy started getting a little nervous and continued, "Yeah, I'm the highest paid guy in the business. I'm the best."
He stopped, sat down his bag of clubs, and pulled out a fancy, high powered rifle that was loaded with all types of scopes and sights. He then asked the man where he lived.
Still nervous the man replied, "In a subdivision just west of here."
The hitman placed the gun against his shoulder, faced west, peered into a scope and asked "What color roof ya' got?"
"Gray."
Then he asked "What color siding?"
"Yellow."
"You got a silver Toyota?"
adult content... he's got his balls *as stated in the joke* in her face so if he shoots once, he can hit both. think bj. if you don't know what that means, you're too young.
u suck
i smack u!
nerd!
I don't get it either.
I'll give you a hint. Think of Bill Clinton and Monica.
I think it means he can get it in one shot, which means his balls are near her head. Or, 'giving head'.
i think its that that guy dosnt have that place to be shot at
Sure you don't understand. I know you're not asking a question, your just fishing for entertainment, lol You just wanted to tell a joke, admit it, admit it, ADMIT IT! lol
i THINK it means the guy doesnt have any balls. or it means they are oraling it. i dunno.
in the joke it would cost the man $10,000 to kill both of them.
if hes saving $5,000 he only needs one bullet...and thats because the womens head and the mans balls are in the same place if you know what i mean
his balls are in her mouth so he only has to take one shot. It's a long riddle, but I like it.
She was giving him oral sex, so he could shoot them both with one shot.
No nicer way to put it: the wife was "pleasuring" the other guy.
Because of their 69 the bullet travelled through both heads; its a dirty joke.
O she was giving him oral(head) so he would only have 2 shoot once..ur not dumb i had 2 reread it!!=]
lol. the hitman shot the guy he was with.
His wife is giving his friend a bj.
GEE, I DON'T GET IT EITHER.
are you kidding?
HES GETTING HEAD PMSL
I don't get it
Ok, now how could he get one shot to hit her head, then his balls.....think about it......If you don't get it by now, you must be under the age of 10, no offense
dont worry niether do i
i think it's because the hitman would have to shoot twice, but then (this is kind of gross) the wife was giving hte guy a *******, so he would only shoot once, hence saving the guy $5,000
holy crap that joke is long!i didn't even read it but still.
jokes that long are not funny anyways
oh i get it............... the girl's head is in the guy's -----, so it's gonna take only one shot to hit her in the head and hit him in the balls.......
she was giving a bj hence saving $5000....?...:-)
She's giving him dome, so by shooting her, he also shoots him in the balls. Saves the guy 5,000 cause the Hitman can kill them both with the same shot, since the guy's friend's balls are in her mouth. Kill two birds with one shot.
It's obviously adult content.
I think either the woman or man got shot...
since he said "I think I can save you $5,000"...
dosen't that mean that he had less shots to take..
some how the hitman can shoot him in the balls and still kill here. i guess? not very funny
His wife was giving his buddy a blwo job, so at $5,000 a shot he was able to save him some money and get her in the head and him in the balls with one shot.
I just wonder if your kidding??? The joke is that he took one shot and hit the guy in the balls and the wife in the head at the same time......get it?......the friend was getting it when he got shot.....
I didn't get it at first either but it seems really obvious now.
Just read all the other answers. :)