What is the best Chuck Norris Joke?!
Question: It's probably not the best one, but I've always liked it:
"Chuck Norris has actually been dead for 7 years.... God's just too afraid to tell him."
Answers: It's probably not the best one, but I've always liked it:
"Chuck Norris has actually been dead for 7 years.... God's just too afraid to tell him."
the funniest one is not a joke, but the fact that he sued a book writer and he said, "My tears do not cure cancer."
Not sure about the best joke, but the best fact is: There is only one person known to have survived a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. His name is Gary Coleman and he hasn't grown since.
I like:
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page1.ht...
chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding
chuck norris is the reason why barney is purple
it takes chuck norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes
the 3 leading causes of death are:1.)heart disease 2.)chuck norris 3.)cancer
chuck norris once ate a whole cake before his friends told him there was a stripper in it
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."
Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris invented all 32 letters of the alphabet.
Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
Chuck norris doesnt go at the speed of light, he goes at the speed of Norris
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb
Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.
Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!
The BEST Chuck Norris joke is the fact that he thinks he's an actor.
I have a few, you decide!
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding!
Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the Dark, but the Dark IS AFRAID of Chuck Norris!
The Boogie Man looks under HIS bed at night for Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris is suing the creators of a popular crime show for using his legs as the title: LAW (Chuck's left leg) AND ORDER (Chuck's right leg) !!
Withholding information from Chuck Norris is now classified as a suicide attempt.
Chuck Norris makes medicine sick.
Himself!!
Love,
Stephen.
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