Comments made by Teachers on report cards! Funny Stuff!?!


Question: These are (supposedly) actual comments made on students’ report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded but their comments are priceless.

Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

I would not allow this student to breed.

Your child has delusions of adequacy.

Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

This child has been working with glue too much.

When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week

It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

As a Middle school math teacher.....if only I could have been allowed to have made certain comments........ Hope you enjoyed!


Answers: These are (supposedly) actual comments made on students’ report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded but their comments are priceless.

Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

I would not allow this student to breed.

Your child has delusions of adequacy.

Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

This child has been working with glue too much.

When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week

It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

As a Middle school math teacher.....if only I could have been allowed to have made certain comments........ Hope you enjoyed!

I love every single one of them. I can't stop laughing lol

hahaha i like...
Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
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When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
I wish some of my teachers had a sense of humor like this

Thats hilarious! I like the first 1 and the 4th 1! Very Funny!

This is a copy of an early post that was suppose to be comments by supervisor' on employee's evaluations.



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