A Couple Of Little Johnny Jokes?!
Question: LITTLE JOHNNY ON ..... GRAMMAR: Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, ' Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!' The teacher replied, 'Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate'. Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go. Little Johnny, thinks for a bit, then says, ' You're an eight, but if you had bigger t*ts, you'd be a TEN!!! '
LITTLE JOHNNY ON ..... ENGLISH: Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, ' Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?' Johnny says ' Mas-tur-bate.' Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, Little Johnny, that's a mouthful.' Little Johnny says, ' No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a bl*wjob'
A teacher asks her class, ' If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little Johnny. He replies, ' None, they will all fly away with the first gun shot.' The teacher replies, ' The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.' Then little Johnny says ' I have a question for you. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?' The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, ' Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone. ' To which Little Johnny replied, ' The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking. '
Answers: LITTLE JOHNNY ON ..... GRAMMAR: Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, ' Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!' The teacher replied, 'Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate'. Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go. Little Johnny, thinks for a bit, then says, ' You're an eight, but if you had bigger t*ts, you'd be a TEN!!! '
LITTLE JOHNNY ON ..... ENGLISH: Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, ' Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?' Johnny says ' Mas-tur-bate.' Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, Little Johnny, that's a mouthful.' Little Johnny says, ' No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a bl*wjob'
A teacher asks her class, ' If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little Johnny. He replies, ' None, they will all fly away with the first gun shot.' The teacher replies, ' The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.' Then little Johnny says ' I have a question for you. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?' The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, ' Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone. ' To which Little Johnny replied, ' The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking. '
Love the Little Johnny jokes. Have a star
they are all funny but the last one is hilarious
have a star
Meanwhile ... back at the farm ................. ( oldies but not goodies ...... )
these are hilarious where did you get these?
lol little johnny again hehehe..starred
thanks for a great laugh
hahaha. imagine that actually happening, lol. star 4 u :)
Very good. Reminds me of the time Little Johnny was asked to give an example of a sentence using the word 'contagious'.
After thinking for a while he said "Last Friday I was stood at the front gate with my Dad when the man across the road received a delivery of quick drying cement, but must have forgotten as he'd gone away for the weekend. My Dad said 'It'll take that c*nt ages to shift that!' "
Funny once again.
LOved the last one!
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Hahahaha very good Mechelle.
Lol. How come when I put these same jokes on, someone rep[orts them everytime?
very good star4u
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Lol Honey little Johnny is now really getting clever here have a star,nad thanks for the laugh.xxxx
hehe little johnny rocks!!!
Little Johnnie gets me every time!!!
ROTFL!!! :)
Now you got my side hurting, from LMAO. lol.
liked the 2nd the best but they all are funny!!