Some More Blonde Quickies...funny?!
Question: Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? A: Data transfer.
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?
A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.
Q: what did the blonde name her pet zebra? A: spot.
Q: why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A1: so brunettes can remember them. A2: because blondes are so shallow a long joke wouldn't fit.
Q: how many blondes does it take to play tag? A: one.
Q: why don't they let blondes swim in the ocean?
A: because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
Q: why did they stop doing the "wave" at BYU? A: too many blondes were drowning.
Q: why did the blonde have a sore navel? A: because her boyfriend was also blond!
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a 'scratch and sniff' sticker at the bottom of the pool.
How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.
Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?
A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill? A: Because it kept falling out.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Answers: Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? A: Data transfer.
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?
A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.
Q: what did the blonde name her pet zebra? A: spot.
Q: why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A1: so brunettes can remember them. A2: because blondes are so shallow a long joke wouldn't fit.
Q: how many blondes does it take to play tag? A: one.
Q: why don't they let blondes swim in the ocean?
A: because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
Q: why did they stop doing the "wave" at BYU? A: too many blondes were drowning.
Q: why did the blonde have a sore navel? A: because her boyfriend was also blond!
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a 'scratch and sniff' sticker at the bottom of the pool.
How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.
Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?
A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill? A: Because it kept falling out.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
aww poor blondes.....lmfao
Great ones thanks
Give it a rest!
loved them all
Two blondes; one on each side of the river.
One blonde yells to the other, "How do I get to the other side?"
The other one yells back, "You're on the other side!"
Two dumb blondes walked into a bar.
The smart brunette ducked!
funny
lol nice
What do u call a bunch of blonds lined up ear to ear?
a wind tunnel
lol
thats a gd bedtime story
(even tho it isnt a story)
it wud definitly mk any1 fall asleep
Great jokes!!! xD
Really made me LOL! :D
Have a star and a happy New Year!!! *
very good star4u
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Lol Honey I loved them,but espacailly the last one,I wish I had that hand grerande for my ex sister-in-law,here have a star.xxx
hahahaha very good ones !
heard 'em all, sorry!
maybe the brunettes and redheads didn't know them, but i've heard them all!
but some of them still make me laugh =]
i reckon you dont like blondes.
Yes! lol.