Do You Think These Are Funny?!
Question: Q. Why did god create alcohol? A. So even ugly people can have sex.
Q: What do Viagra and the dirt devil have in common?
A: They both put the power of an up right in to the palm of your hand.
Q. Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? A. Because if they all went, it would be hell.
Q. What do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair? A. Cant Stubble.
Q. Why do women wear black underwear? A. They are mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.
Q. What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
A. I can't see a thing with all this s*** in here!
Q. How do you know when a male porn star is at the gas station? A. Right before the gas stops pumping he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car.
Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse’s a*s? A. A Mechanic.
Q: what’s the difference between a horny frog and a horny toad? A: the frog says "rabbit" the toad says "rub it"
Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week
later.
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"
Q. What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Bl*wjob?
A. Bl*wjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a
bl*wjob.
Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!
Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator? A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
Q. what's the difference between a wh*re and a b*tch?
a. wh*re's f*** everyone at the party; b*tches f*** everyone at the party
except you.
Answers: Q. Why did god create alcohol? A. So even ugly people can have sex.
Q: What do Viagra and the dirt devil have in common?
A: They both put the power of an up right in to the palm of your hand.
Q. Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? A. Because if they all went, it would be hell.
Q. What do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair? A. Cant Stubble.
Q. Why do women wear black underwear? A. They are mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.
Q. What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
A. I can't see a thing with all this s*** in here!
Q. How do you know when a male porn star is at the gas station? A. Right before the gas stops pumping he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car.
Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse’s a*s? A. A Mechanic.
Q: what’s the difference between a horny frog and a horny toad? A: the frog says "rabbit" the toad says "rub it"
Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week
later.
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"
Q. What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Bl*wjob?
A. Bl*wjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a
bl*wjob.
Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!
Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator? A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
Q. what's the difference between a wh*re and a b*tch?
a. wh*re's f*** everyone at the party; b*tches f*** everyone at the party
except you.
they very funny and mostly true !!!
thanxxx!!!
They all suck...
Haha, some of those are pretty funny
no.
The gay ones, banana, and the lesbian one were cracking,
hahaha thanks for the laff..
:)
Those are great.
all of em extremly funny loved the washing machine 1, its true!!!
yes some of them were funny,infact i have been feeling a bit down today,so thank you,you made me chuckle.thanks again.if you have anymore bring them on,for us sad and unhappy people.lol
I thought most of them were great! Especially the one about the dirt devil & the one about the male porn star! LOL!!
I NEARLY PEE-D MYSELF. THIS IS MORE THAN FUNNY
I wish I could give you the Jokes & Riddles trophy!!!
LMHineyO!!!!
long live The Joke Fairy!!!
LMAO yes!!!!
now this calls for a drink very funny
very good star4u
Lol Honey now that was ssoo very funny,here have a star,I see them nasties are on patrol again tonight.xxx
Yes, very funny. Taking them to work, Monday! lol.