More Quickies...funny?!
Question: Q. What is the difference between "Ouch!" and "Amen!"? A. About three inches.
Q. When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout?
A. When he eats his first Brownie.
Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A. One of his fingers is clean.
Q. How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist? A. A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes-in-tight!
Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common? A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.
Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her t*ts went.
Answers: Q. What is the difference between "Ouch!" and "Amen!"? A. About three inches.
Q. When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout?
A. When he eats his first Brownie.
Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A. One of his fingers is clean.
Q. How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist? A. A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes-in-tight!
Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common? A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.
Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her t*ts went.
Oh my is it hot in here or is it just me??
LOL !!!!
Brilliant
One liners are the best
LOL
OMG....LOL!
LOL the last 2 are funny xx
Excellent, girl, excellent!!! xD
But the mechanic... Priceless... xD
Have the biggest star ever!!! *
laughing my a** off..
omg that is the funniest one i heard all day star for you lol
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hahahahaha great
lol total funny
HAHAHAHA!!! WOOO!!! LOL.
Naughty, Naughty!......but Funny, Funny!
really good, I like them,
PMSL!!!!!! Even better. star
Those are great as usual. Thanks for the laughs!!!
Excelent M.J.F. Excelent!
haha brill !!!
LOL very good ones!
Nice jokes :)
Thanks for the laugh and have a happy new year!
Short and sweet. Those are great. Thanks
star4u
Lol Honey I loved them,here have a star.xxx
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Too good! lol.