Some quickies...funny?!
Question: Q. What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
A. Men will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.
Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Q. What's the speed limit of sex? A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q. What's the difference between sin and shame?
A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Q. What's the ultimate rejection? A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Q. How do you confuse a female archaeologist? A. Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.
Q. Why is air a lot like sex? A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box? A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "Lie to me!"
Answers: Q. What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
A. Men will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.
Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Q. What's the speed limit of sex? A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q. What's the difference between sin and shame?
A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Q. What's the ultimate rejection? A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Q. How do you confuse a female archaeologist? A. Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.
Q. Why is air a lot like sex? A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box? A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "Lie to me!"
tsk! tsk! tsk! Um.......er......hehe.....Aaww!! HAHAHAHA!
Great ones! LOL.
Very good
thanks for the laugh 10/10 really like the 5th one lol
Good One's!
lol..very funny
great
VERY VERY NICE!!! YOU GET A STAR FROM ME. "STAR"
quite funny
lol.... have a star
lol
Girl, your jokes are the best!!!
Have a big star!!! *
star4u
very funny
Hahahahaha excellent!!!!!!!!
two tumbs up bro illarious
Lol Honey they were all very good so here have a star.xxx
haha what a great book of jokes you got there lol
hahahaha you always come up with good jokes.
I like the last one :)
Thanks for the laugh and have a happy new year!
LOL
lol
Hahahah the last one is good!
Saving the best for last, aren't you? lol.
Loved all of them!