Heaven...funny?!
Question: Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the
teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first.
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven
first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God. The teacher
praises the little girl, as a little boy raised his hand. The little boy says,
"I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love." "Very
good," said the teacher.
The teacher looked up and saw Little Johnny's hand up. "Oh no", she thought,
"I'm not gonna like this. Little Johnny, which part of the body do you think
goes to heaven first?" Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet."
The teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first. He replied,
"Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night and my mom had her feet
up in the air and she said, 'Oh God, I'm coming!'"
Answers: Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the
teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first.
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven
first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God. The teacher
praises the little girl, as a little boy raised his hand. The little boy says,
"I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love." "Very
good," said the teacher.
The teacher looked up and saw Little Johnny's hand up. "Oh no", she thought,
"I'm not gonna like this. Little Johnny, which part of the body do you think
goes to heaven first?" Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet."
The teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first. He replied,
"Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night and my mom had her feet
up in the air and she said, 'Oh God, I'm coming!'"
ha!ha very funny.!! *
Haha Ive Heard It Before But It Still Gives Me A Tickle!!
=D
haha.... :P
Very good. Enjoyed that one. Thanks
The old ones are the best.:-)
HAHA!
haven't heard that one for a while
thanks for the laugh...
whew funny.....
Cute ; )
LMAO!!!!
funny i think i should try that in class
haha very good
Bonjour madam
Very funny indeed lol
heres one for you:
The teacher says, "Okay, class, we're going to play a game today. I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word 'perhaps' in it."
Claude says, "Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won't give us any homework."
The teacher says, "Very good, Claude."
Mary says, "The sky is very dark... perhaps it's going to rain." The teacher says, "Very good, Mary."
She calls on Little Johnny in the back.
Johnny says, "Yesterday, when I got home from school, my sister and her music teacher both had their pants down to their ankles. Perhaps they were gonna pee on the piano."
lol
little jonny seems to be a naughty little boy
aurevoir
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
an oldie but a fav lol
lol
Lol Honey I loved this,here have a star.xxx
OMG
HA HA HA!!!!;D
That is soooo good. Thanks for the laugh "STAR"
very good star4u
haha lol
Hahah
very nice
Thanks for the laugh and have a happy new year!
Yes, best one today! Loved it! lol.