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Question: all you have to do now is answer these easy riddles first:
1. what can you put in a box to make it lighter?
2. i have 4 legs but am not alive. what am i?
3. johnny's mum has 4 children. the 1st child's name is january, the 2nd's is april, the 3rd's is august. what is the 4th child's name?
these are too easy. you also have to add a joke. when i decide the best answer i'll consider that as well. good luck!
Answers: all you have to do now is answer these easy riddles first:
1. what can you put in a box to make it lighter?
2. i have 4 legs but am not alive. what am i?
3. johnny's mum has 4 children. the 1st child's name is january, the 2nd's is april, the 3rd's is august. what is the 4th child's name?
these are too easy. you also have to add a joke. when i decide the best answer i'll consider that as well. good luck!
1.A Hole
2.A Table
3.His Name is Johnny
My Joke:
A girl on a years training course in South Africa recently received a "Dear John" letter from her boyfriend back home.
It read as follows:
"Dear Mary,I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.Love, John"
Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any pictures they could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles,cousins etc. In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other pictures of the pretty lads she had collected from her friends. There were 55 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:"Dear John, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*ck you are. Please take your picture from the stack, and send the rest back to me.Take Care, Mary"
a hole
a table and
me (John)
hole
table
January
flashlight, chair, Johnny
hole
table
february
1. Helium
2. Chair/Table
3. Johnny
Two men are walking down the street and are suddenly confronted by a mugger. As they are handing over the contents of their wallets to him, one man turns to the other and says "Here's that twenty dollars I owe you".
a hole
a table
and johnny.
My joke is...
i dont have one!
cant think of one.
a hole
a table
Jhonny
1) to make a box lighter we should not put anything in it , we should take out something from it
2)a table
3)johnny
"ANU: I bet you dont know wchich king had largest crown
ALEX: of course i do
ANU:come on tell me who
ALEX : the one with largest head "
hole
table
johnny
A boy is at school, he hears the older kids talking about p u s s y, and their b i t c h. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. "Mom", the boy asks, "What's a p u s s y?"
The mother being startled by this thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says "Son, that is a p u s s y." the son then asks "What's a b i t c h?" The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says "Son, this is a b i t c h."
The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television. The son walks up to his father and says "Dad, what's a p u s s y?" The father doesn't want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out his Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the vagina and says "Son, this is a p u s s y!" The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks "Then, what is a b i t c h?" The dad replies, "That's everything outside the Circle
1.helium
2.table
3.johnny
joke:
sticks and stones will break my bones, but so will yo moma on top of me
a hole, a table, december
2) Table
2) Johnny