A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Bull.?!
Question: Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck
Answers: Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck
LOL HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! (YEAH NO OFFENSE TAKEN!!!) but that was sooo funny! loved it, (ps im blonde, so good move on trying to preserve feelings here!!!! ) lol That was a good one! Thanks for makin' my day!!!! :)
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hahaha!! i like it! i never heard of it before. lol
Cute! I like it!
omg very very nice joke very funny
That is messed up but that is so cool....I'm glad I'm not a blonde....I'd be reading it till next year. LOL!
LOL cute
ha! that's a good one. it took me a while to read it slow though.
cute
hhahahahahahahhahhahahha LMAFO thats a good 1
lol thats funny i like it i was like wat then i read it slow then i was like ooooo lmao
hehehehehe
That was pretty good lol
Hahaha
good one!
A good one