The IT Husband?!


Question: Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer.
Husband :(Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
Wife :Have you brought the grocery?
Husband :Bad command or filename.
Wife :But I told you in the morning
Husband :Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife :What about my new TV?
Husband :Variable not found ...
Wife :At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband :Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Wife :Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband :Too many parameters ...
Wife :It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband :Data type mismatch.
Wife :You are useless.
Husband :It's by Default.
Wife :What about your Salary?
Husband :File in use ... Try after some time.
Wife :What is my value in the family.
Husband :Unknown Virus.


Answers: Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer.
Husband :(Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
Wife :Have you brought the grocery?
Husband :Bad command or filename.
Wife :But I told you in the morning
Husband :Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife :What about my new TV?
Husband :Variable not found ...
Wife :At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband :Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Wife :Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband :Too many parameters ...
Wife :It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband :Data type mismatch.
Wife :You are useless.
Husband :It's by Default.
Wife :What about your Salary?
Husband :File in use ... Try after some time.
Wife :What is my value in the family.
Husband :Unknown Virus.

So true!!

Loved the bit about the Credit Card, now that does sound familiar!!

10/10 and a star for you!! *

lmao i liked tat lol

Funny

yawn

im not smart enough to figure out what the husband was saying.

LMAO!!! brilliant

very good star4u

Sounds like he's got a virus in the hard drive, better run a clean sweep on him and put him in quarantine

hehehe
hubbie : can we have sex now?
wife :error 404....mood not found,can not display

hahahahaha :D

LMAO!

excellent hun
starred

LMAO!! Good one! *star*

Whoa! lol.

hahahahaha*****

omg, hope we never get like that, pmsl

star time

xxxxxxx

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10



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