Men are like........................
Question: ...placemats
they only show up when there's food on the table.
...mascara
they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
...bike helmets
they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.
...government bonds
they take so long to mature.
...copiers
you need them in reproduction but that's about it.
...lava lamps
fun to look at it but not all that bright.
...bank accounts
without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
...high heels
they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
...curling irons
they're always hot and always in your hair.
...mini skirts
if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.
...handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.
Answers: ...placemats
they only show up when there's food on the table.
...mascara
they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
...bike helmets
they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.
...government bonds
they take so long to mature.
...copiers
you need them in reproduction but that's about it.
...lava lamps
fun to look at it but not all that bright.
...bank accounts
without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
...high heels
they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
...curling irons
they're always hot and always in your hair.
...mini skirts
if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.
...handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.
omg, you are soooooo right there, but think our other halves would say not, pmsl
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Putty in your hands,you sweet talking devil!
Haha im still laughing..did you come up with that 1 yourself!
But quite true!!
hahahahaha..so true
Perhaps "YOU"... Have NEVER.....Known... A Real MAN....!
Perhaps.... Just.... 'boys!'
Thanks for NOT Asking ! RR
hello.are you feeling better?
lolz you are totally right i am agree with you.
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lol oh you are so right.
ha ha ha I heard a few of those but the rest are really funny! I would give you a star for each of those, but alas, i can only give you one...
I am laughing my a-- off
You do come up with some good ones.
the typical male brain..
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...toilets
either not-vacant or full of ****.
very good star4u
lol. Ouch!
...Underwears
...Feeding bottle
...TV channels
...ATM card
...Cofee and Tea
............................try to explain these also it will be better
haha some of us are actualy nicer than chocolate lol
ouch, that hurt, lol
star award
LOL
Ouch! I feel like a pin cushion! lol.