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Question: A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and extends it back to the woman.
Politely, the woman refuses to accept the bottle.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
Answers: A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and extends it back to the woman.
Politely, the woman refuses to accept the bottle.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
laught so hard on this one,lol
lolzz.. heard this before but it never hurts to laugh again
That is SO wrong!!!!
LOL !!! this is so funny dude!! man can't beleive these ppl. you made my day, thanx!! oh and....
the man is stupid because he took a zip of the wine, which contains alcohol, and now the woman can say he was drunk.
lol
lol, shes evil :)
ahahahaha dats cruel but funny...hahaha
This is great. I could really see it happening too!! LOL!!
Of course the woman!!! lol
hahaha
Cute!
last time I heard it
it was a blonde who pulled out the bottle and the guy
drank half of it before she said I'll just wait for the police
cheers
??RfD??
haha
evil genious!
i like it!
Ha!!!! the woman!!!
heard this one before but it was a florida gator fan and a georgia bulldog fan and the georgia fan drank the whiskey, its a good one you get a star
LOL. Oldie, but definitely a Goodie! LOL.