Dumb blonde joke!! Is it funny?!
Question: An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I'm going to jump off too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too. The blonde opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death also.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "he makes his own lunch."
Answers: An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I'm going to jump off too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too. The blonde opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death also.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "he makes his own lunch."
i like that
got any more?
XDD!!!
nice!!
lol
kinda
It's certainly long
ahaha, i like that one. it's really funny :]
OMG! That was HILARIOUS!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Funny. It truly is.
UMMMM. Next time provide cliff notes for those of us who don't have all day to read all that.
Haha
Seriously man, Blonde jokes are getting old. There about as funny as death.
yeah, it's clean, and pretty funny... But luckily I'm not blond!
this is stupidly funny.
no that's not funny soz.
LOL i laughed for a second.
not too funny..but nice to see a blonde GUY joke :)
It's an oldie but a goodie! Cheers!
Well that was a letdown
VERY GOOD!!
ha. its okay
not like "oh my gosh. ahahahahhaaha!" funny but its like "haha.."
Hahah that first poster can't even spell offensive...=P
Yes it's funny. =]]]
Funny. And chocolate is a poor speller.
That is Good!!!!!!
It is Hilarious!!!!
lmao!
two thumbs up on that one!!
yeah it is KiNdA funny actually!
sorta funny, a little corny... =)
OLD JOKE BUT ALWAYS FUNNY
someone tell choclate (mispelled chocolate) that the word she was looking for is "offensive"
hahahahhahaha love it. Very cute!
blonde jokes are efensive!!!!!!!
No, not that funny.
no it is not funny you might hurt someones feels and you don't want to do that right