Remember the llightbulb jokes..How many so and so does it take to change a light!
Question: Some lightbulb jokes: (remember the original one? How many (ethnic group of your choice) does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: Five, one to hold the lightbulb and four to rotate the ladder.")
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: How many can you afford?
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: One, but the lightbulb is going to have to really want to change.
How many mafiosi does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: Three....one to change the lightbulb; one to witness the changing of the lightbulb, and a third to shoot the witness.
How many New Yorkers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: None of your damned business!
How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: Fifty! It's in the contract!
How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: Five, one to change the lightbulb and four to experience the changing of the light bulb.
How many Oregonians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: Six, one to change the lightbulb, and five to chase the five Californians, who came north to experience the changing of the lightbulb, back south.
Answers: Some lightbulb jokes: (remember the original one? How many (ethnic group of your choice) does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: Five, one to hold the lightbulb and four to rotate the ladder.")
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: How many can you afford?
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: One, but the lightbulb is going to have to really want to change.
How many mafiosi does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: Three....one to change the lightbulb; one to witness the changing of the lightbulb, and a third to shoot the witness.
How many New Yorkers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: None of your damned business!
How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: Fifty! It's in the contract!
How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: Five, one to change the lightbulb and four to experience the changing of the light bulb.
How many Oregonians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: Six, one to change the lightbulb, and five to chase the five Californians, who came north to experience the changing of the lightbulb, back south.
yes you did have alot of time..and yea they are funny especially the fourth one..im still laughing as im writing
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ya their funny
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The first three are pretty good (especially the psychiatrist one), the rest aren't that great.