When a Jehovah witness dies and goes to heaven does st.peter says shh don't !
Question: STOP THIEF!!!!!!
Do you realise someone stole your joke and told it on TV last night ?
Excellent joke !
Answers: STOP THIEF!!!!!!
Do you realise someone stole your joke and told it on TV last night ?
Excellent joke !
lmao GOOD ONE we constantly get those in my town forcing their ways through my door ugh GO AWAY I have my own beliefs stop forcing it...
Hilarious! I'd think that maybe he does! God knows I do! lol If He hasn't struck me down for it yet I'm sure He wouldn't be upset with St. Peter!
Jehovah witnesses do NOT DIE. God doesn't want them and Satan has also banned them. They are condemned to wander the earth forever annoying people.
very good bumpkin your becoming a clever clogs! lmao star4u
LMAO !!! Truthfully, I bet he does. That was too funny!!
That gives ya a pretty good visual...kinda like when a sweeper salesman comes to your door. Pretend you're not home n try to keep the dogs from barking. Star!!
sorry I have no idea, we will have to wait and see, we will know the answer when we reach heaven.
no the doors are open to anyone, who wants to enter
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"
So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs". The second floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs and Love Kids". The third floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking."
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
At the fourth floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework."
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak." She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: "You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store."
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. It too has six floors. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
LMAO!! very good you level 7 god.
LMAO True to life that Peep thro curtains
lol good
Excellent!!! xD
Simply brilliant!!! xD
Star!!! *
Actually the majority of Jehovah's witnesses believe they are gonna be living on a paradise earth in perfection..not go to heaven.Thats only reserved for a 144,000.Nice try.Thank you and come again.
ha ha
Ooouu!!! ...hehehe.... I don't think he would ... LOL.
Lol Honey I for one will not blame St Peter cause they even try my patients and I'm always cool calm and collected,here have a star and thanks for the laugh.xxxx
Funny! lol! Ha Ha! 100!
I don't know. Suggest ask him