GOOD news. BAD news?!


Question: Doctor to patient, after her pregnancy test- I have a good news for you Mrs Jones.
Patient- I am Miss Jones, not Mrs Jones.
Doctor- I have a bad news for you, Mrs Jones.


Answers: Doctor to patient, after her pregnancy test- I have a good news for you Mrs Jones.
Patient- I am Miss Jones, not Mrs Jones.
Doctor- I have a bad news for you, Mrs Jones.

LOL! Good one!!!

For those who don't get it... She's pregnant. It's (more than likely) good news if she's married, because married pregnancies are usually planned. But since she is single, it was more than likely unplanned, and now she is pregnant, that is bad news. At least that's my take on the joke.

gr8...i like dis joke....lol

sorry i can not understand properly any way it was funny

what!!??!?

nice one!
:D

haha

i really don't get it...

Its gr8

I m tickled. Is that good or bad news?

i dont get it

That is an old one.
It is still funny.

very funny

huh? i dont get it

LOL. Good joke!

A Good joke…

The same news can become a Good one or a Bad one for the same person...In every aspect of life it's true.

Its good

good one

A doctor calls his patient and says,

"I have some GOOD news and some BAD news. Which do you want first?"

The patient thinks for a moment and responds,

"Let me have the GOOD news first to help soften the impact of the BAD news."

The doctor explains,

"O.K., the GOOD news is your test results have come in and they show you only have 24 hours to live."

The patient nearly faints and becomes agitated,

"That's the GOOD news! How can that be the GOOD news, I'm gonna die in 24 hours? What news could possibly be worse than THAT?!!"

"Well...", continues the doctor, "...the BAD news is no one answered the phone when I tried to call you yesterday."

how about this..good & bad news...
doctor: good news:-u have 24 hrs to live
bad news:- the report is 1 day old.

hahaha.......poor miss jones......

lovely... some more jokes pls....



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