6 months after our break up, I still have the occasional w@nk over the ex?!
Question: I still have the keys to the flat and she's a heavy sleeper!!
Answers: I still have the keys to the flat and she's a heavy sleeper!!
lol,good one.
thnx for the laugh i needed that.
I'm so miserable today, no jokes are making me lol, till this one.
thnx once again.
LMFAO
you can continue wanking over her ( human behavior ) but give back the keys ...
don be daft don go to flat u can stil w@nk tats ok
are you that desprate for Sex if you are make her taje you back
Loooool. great one
i hope your not saying you go round when she's asleep and **** over her there .
Call her and tell her what you've just told us.
If she takes you back, good.
If she doesn't take you back, give her back her keys.
Then look for another girl and get on with your life.
Sounds like you're a heavy drinker, a big wet dreamer - or breaking at least 3 Laws of the Land (Trespass, mis-use of Keys & abuse of right of ways). And also being a very, very naughty boy.
I trust you're kidding.
nice one.
LOL
And your point is.
Im confused, is this a joke?
Naughty naughty.
LOL Sooo funny
rofl unexpected punchline, good one
Very funny lol
Pmsl. Nice!
Very funny thanks for that