Whats one of the funniest drunk things youve done in 07?!
Question: i was at a party and it got busted and im 21, but i thoght it would be fun to run anyway so i did. then i heard someone hiding in the bush and so i yelled 'freeze, this is the police!' then of all people a fn detective steps out of the bush and manhandles me like a child, he tried to arrest me for imperonating an officer but it eventually got dropped.
Answers: i was at a party and it got busted and im 21, but i thoght it would be fun to run anyway so i did. then i heard someone hiding in the bush and so i yelled 'freeze, this is the police!' then of all people a fn detective steps out of the bush and manhandles me like a child, he tried to arrest me for imperonating an officer but it eventually got dropped.
I was in someones house and peed in the living room corner.
I was walking 3 miles to home after a drunken night out when i thought i would have a 10 minute sleep on a bench after a while somebody I didn't know took a running jump and bounced off my stomach I got up tried to hit him and missed him by miles then he started bouncing round asking if i wanted a fight I said no and we both staggered off home arm in arm drunk as skunks
I worked with this guy, he was an alkie. Anyway he comes to work all skinned up and with his arm in a sling. "What happened?" I asked. "Well," he says. "I was at this guys house last night and we were partying, and I had to go to the john. He told me to go outside on the patio and turn left past the bushes, so I did...There's a damned empty swimming pool behind the bushes!!"