Have you ever considered organ donation?!
Question: The Operation
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal
lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of
embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon
agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully
placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor.
"I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that
the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by
yourself. The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and
empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago.
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his
new ears."
Answers: The Operation
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal
lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of
embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon
agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully
placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor.
"I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that
the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by
yourself. The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and
empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago.
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his
new ears."
That was classic!!! Made me laugh, in which I needed really bad to smile today. Thanks
ewwwwwwwwwwww lol
haha! yes I have. When I die
Hmm...
Ive considered organ donation. but im still not too sure about it all
oh thats a classic!!!lol
Ewwww!
LOL, that's gross!