What are some funny adult jokes?!
Question: Amy was on her period. She put all her use pads in a closet.
One day she pulled a lil boy off the street and put him in her closet. A year later she opened the closet and he was still sitting there. She said "How did you survive a year in this closet?'
He said
I ate these yummy jelly donuts.
Answers: Amy was on her period. She put all her use pads in a closet.
One day she pulled a lil boy off the street and put him in her closet. A year later she opened the closet and he was still sitting there. She said "How did you survive a year in this closet?'
He said
I ate these yummy jelly donuts.
Be careful.....the kids are out of school.
A man went to visit his wife, who had been in a coma for years.
The Dr. told him, "When the aide bathed her this morning, the nurse noticed a lot of activity in her brain showing alertness and arousal. Especially when doing her private area."
The Dr. Suggested to the husband to go to his wife, and perform oral sex... this may be what's needed to bring her back to you.
So, he went in... after several minutes, while watching the monitor....The Dr. noticed some movement...then all of a sudden...the woman flat-lined....and died.
He rushed into the room and asked the husband what happened? He told the Dr. he was doing as he told him to do....When all of a sudden, his wife started choking....
The End
This is from a movie "Four Rooma" and below was description of a huge one by the wife of a gangster:
Angela: I could go on and on about his cxxk, his bone, his knob, his bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbassa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, ying-yang, yang...
there was a guy mowing his lawn and when his beautiful blond neighbor cam out and kept opening the mail box and closing it.she almost did it ten times!!!so he went over there and asked her what is wrong?she said angry my computer keeps telling me I've got mail!!!!
lol!!!