More chav jokes?!
Question: Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
A. One's thich and hairy and the others a coconut
Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society
Q. What do you call a chav at college?
A. The cleaner
Q. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
A. Will yhe defendant please stand?
Q. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
A. None - dat's some uvver bleeder's job, innit?
Q. What's a chavs favourite wine?
A. 'Aw, go on, take me to Lakeside, please, please, go on, take me....'
Q. How do you get 100 chavs in a phone box?
A. Paint three stripes on it
Q. What do you call 1000 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A. A start
Q. What do you call a chav with 5 GCSE's?
A. A liar
Q. What do they call a knive in a chav estate?
A. Exhibit A
Answers: Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
A. One's thich and hairy and the others a coconut
Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society
Q. What do you call a chav at college?
A. The cleaner
Q. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
A. Will yhe defendant please stand?
Q. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
A. None - dat's some uvver bleeder's job, innit?
Q. What's a chavs favourite wine?
A. 'Aw, go on, take me to Lakeside, please, please, go on, take me....'
Q. How do you get 100 chavs in a phone box?
A. Paint three stripes on it
Q. What do you call 1000 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A. A start
Q. What do you call a chav with 5 GCSE's?
A. A liar
Q. What do they call a knive in a chav estate?
A. Exhibit A
its sooo true!!!
and to the kid who said they live in manchester and have chav mates..why dont u push them off the cliff too? you'll be doing everyone a favour!!
hahaha those are great. lol
Haha very funny :D
hahaha brilliant
loved the 2nd & 4th ones :)
the only funny one is the 2nd one.
q: What do you call a chav on a bicycle?
a: A THIEF.
(that will actually work with any group)
What the heck is a chav
i'm lovin these you burberry basher you!! lol
Lmao how fantastic.
sry but wats a chav?
hmmm... kinda funny
excellent selection lol
LOL
Good Jokes
:)
the additon details i found funny
hehe, those are funny, thanks
eh ive gt chav maytes n its full of chavs where i live [ manchester uk] so live wid it