Woman's wind?!
Question: A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is the first time she has met his family and is very nervous. They all sit down to eat.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to the broccoli casserole. The build up of wind makes her eyes water, so she lets out a dainty little fart.
Hearing it, her boyfriend's father looks over at the family dog snoozing at her feet and sternly says 'Ginger!'
The woman smiles in relief.
A couple of minutes later, she feels the pain again. This time, she doesn't hesitate, and does a louder and longer one.
The father looks at the dog and yells 'Ginger!'
Again she smiles in relief.
Minutes later she has to fart again, this time without thinking, she lets rip with one as loud as a foghorn.
The father looks at the dog in disgust and yells 'Damn it, Ginger, get away from her before she craps on you!'
Answers: A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is the first time she has met his family and is very nervous. They all sit down to eat.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to the broccoli casserole. The build up of wind makes her eyes water, so she lets out a dainty little fart.
Hearing it, her boyfriend's father looks over at the family dog snoozing at her feet and sternly says 'Ginger!'
The woman smiles in relief.
A couple of minutes later, she feels the pain again. This time, she doesn't hesitate, and does a louder and longer one.
The father looks at the dog and yells 'Ginger!'
Again she smiles in relief.
Minutes later she has to fart again, this time without thinking, she lets rip with one as loud as a foghorn.
The father looks at the dog in disgust and yells 'Damn it, Ginger, get away from her before she craps on you!'
thanks for making me laugh on a really crappy day
Lmao!!! Nice one! :D
LOLZ!!
hey! that's a good one.
Heard it before, so it wasn't unexpected.
lol...............
lol, s'Funny
Hilarious. hahaha you have a thing about women today. lol
The moral of the story is dont eat brocolli and stay away from ginger, bad for the digestion!
If only Ginger could talk! Kudos to the father for speaking up for her!
ROFL! :)
i am wiping a tear away right now you have got me lmao. hope you don't mind but im pinchin that one
Oh my God! Very good.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Simply Hilarious!!!
Good Joke! LOL
yeah, had heard earlier
hehe good 1.
That was great! Thanks!
lolz very funny
hahaha
hahahaha....she was not so clever after all..lol
Dont think thats funny, its quite sick lol.
Hahaha
good joke
:)
i heard this before as well. but it was with a guy on a date and the dog's name was fido...still funny tho man! hilarious!
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"
So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs". The second floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs and Love Kids". The third floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking."
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
At the fourth floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework."
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak." She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: "You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store."
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. It too has six floors. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
My son & I laughed our a sses off.