Very funny teacher joke?!
Question: The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With YOU!" he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!"
Answers: The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With YOU!" he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!"
bahahha.
Well, kind of disturbing, but I have to admit...it brought a smile to my face. =b
Haha, kids these days...
lol. umm i kinda get iht...haha =)
awww
heheh
lol
That Little Johnny! lol!
I dont get it.
lol...very funny, i think that gets a star!
Whoa!!!
Great joke!!! xD xD xD
Have a star! *
oy vey!
haha, kids say the darndest things
hahahahaha....brilliant
That is so freakin funny. That is about the truth these days also. Too many teachers going after students or the other way around!!! LOL "Star"