Johnny Joke?!
Question: A nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue."
The teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can sometimes be gray, or black."
A second little boy says, "Trees are definitely green."
"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Then little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks, "Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says, "Johnny! Of course not!!!"
"OK...then I DEFINITELY sh!t my pants!"
Answers: A nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue."
The teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can sometimes be gray, or black."
A second little boy says, "Trees are definitely green."
"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Then little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks, "Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says, "Johnny! Of course not!!!"
"OK...then I DEFINITELY sh!t my pants!"
hahaha you just gotta love little johnny
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lmao
Johnny rules!!!
lmao
heard this loads of times before but its still funny
Good one:))
Johnny!!!.... You da man!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHHA THAT IS HALARIOUS ONE OF THE BEST JOKES I HEARD IN MY LIFE THOSE LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES BE FUNNNY STAR FOR YOU!!!!! 10/10
Lol.........keep them coming
thats funny
Do they ask such questions in a nursery school?
Johnny has a 'potty mouth'
Johnny is so naughty!!
lol :)
Lmfao Tht Told Her!! Thinkin She Was Right All The Time!
hahahaha...awesome...joke of the day....little johnny rocks lol
cute! Gotta love little Johnny!
Aaww!! Lawd!! That Johnny! LOL. LOL.
Oldie, but Goodie! LOL.
smart boy...=))
PMSL!!!!!!!!!! best one yet!
hehehehe proop!!! oops!!!lol
funny
yes he deffinitely has, pmsl
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i do not like it and i think that your joke was inappropriate