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Question: So these two blonde chicks are drinking and driving. The driver ses the flash of the police car lights in her rearview. She pulls over.
"Like oh no, it's the cops!" she squeaks. "But like, don't worry just do what I do".
So she peels the label off her beer bottle and sticks it to her forehead. The passenger does the same. The officer approaches the vehicle and smells the distinct odor of beer.
"Have you ladies been drinking?" he asks the blondes.
"No way silly!" said the driver blonde pointing to the label on her forehaed. "See? We're on the patch!"


Answers: So these two blonde chicks are drinking and driving. The driver ses the flash of the police car lights in her rearview. She pulls over.
"Like oh no, it's the cops!" she squeaks. "But like, don't worry just do what I do".
So she peels the label off her beer bottle and sticks it to her forehead. The passenger does the same. The officer approaches the vehicle and smells the distinct odor of beer.
"Have you ladies been drinking?" he asks the blondes.
"No way silly!" said the driver blonde pointing to the label on her forehaed. "See? We're on the patch!"

I didn't know you couldn't drink while you were on the patch. You learn something knew every day...

i am super super dumb and i dont get it.
bare in mind im from london and im young.....

lol

xx

OMG!!! Stupid, stupid girls!!! xD
LOL! Have a star. *

ummm im like vixen xx... i dnt get iht... buhht im not from london. =)

I didn't get it, after you explained I just thought it was really stupid in a funny sort of way.

o my gosh that is funny lololollolololol hahahahah thats a good one

lol...nice one



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