The CIA advertise for an Assassin.?!
Question: 2 Men and a Woman apply.
The day of the interview came,one of the men was given a gun and told his wife was in the next room sitting on a chair and he had to go in and shoot her,To which he said "I can't do that i love my wife too much" Where upon the interviewer said "sorry then you are not the person for the job."
The second man got as far as opening the door,going in but coming back out and said "I can't bring myself to do that" he also got the same reply from the interviewer.
The woman picks up the gun and goes into the room and it is all quiet for a minute or two,and then all hell breaks loose,crash,bang,wallop, The door then opens and the woman comes out and says to the interviewer"The gun wasn't loaded,so i beat him to death with the chair.
Answers: 2 Men and a Woman apply.
The day of the interview came,one of the men was given a gun and told his wife was in the next room sitting on a chair and he had to go in and shoot her,To which he said "I can't do that i love my wife too much" Where upon the interviewer said "sorry then you are not the person for the job."
The second man got as far as opening the door,going in but coming back out and said "I can't bring myself to do that" he also got the same reply from the interviewer.
The woman picks up the gun and goes into the room and it is all quiet for a minute or two,and then all hell breaks loose,crash,bang,wallop, The door then opens and the woman comes out and says to the interviewer"The gun wasn't loaded,so i beat him to death with the chair.
wow. great way to improvise.love the joke . you get a star
lol. quite funny
i don't get it?
lol....funny
haha omg that was great!
thanx for the laugh
here's a star =)
LOL!
Hee Hee Hee, Heard It Before But Still Good.
Funny! 10!
Good one! i wonder how they'll deal with it in real life... lol...
funny
LOL GREAT
tis an oldie but still a goodie
i've def heard that one before but its still funny :)
SIK