Talking clock?!
Question: After a night out, a man brings his mates back to show off his new house.
The visitors are puzzled by a huge gong in the middle of his lounge.
One says 'What's the big brass gong for?'
'That's my talking clock' he replies.
The guest asks 'How does it work?'
The host says 'I'll show you' and gives the gong an ear shattering blow with an unpadded hammer.
A woman's voice from upstairs shouts 'For f**k's sake, it's twenty to three in the f***ing morning.'
Answers: After a night out, a man brings his mates back to show off his new house.
The visitors are puzzled by a huge gong in the middle of his lounge.
One says 'What's the big brass gong for?'
'That's my talking clock' he replies.
The guest asks 'How does it work?'
The host says 'I'll show you' and gives the gong an ear shattering blow with an unpadded hammer.
A woman's voice from upstairs shouts 'For f**k's sake, it's twenty to three in the f***ing morning.'
hahahaha
lol
That sounds like one of my relatives.
not so much as talking, just a get-a-response clock. kinda funny though
funny
lol very good.
hahahahhaahahahahah
hey, if it works use it
lol
i'll have to get one of them
haha i get it now...
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Thats funny. Must have a cranky wife, ey?
STAR FOR YOU!!!
LOL...good one!!!
ahah. thats really funny.
thas funny :P
i can so relate that to my family! lol nice joke! keep them coming!
good one
lol
finally. a joke that makes sense. lose the cussing
Nice clock
lol funny star for you.
cool
ya, i agree with hpfanatic672... really funny, just drop the cussing.