Talking clock?!


Question: After a night out, a man brings his mates back to show off his new house.
The visitors are puzzled by a huge gong in the middle of his lounge.
One says 'What's the big brass gong for?'
'That's my talking clock' he replies.
The guest asks 'How does it work?'
The host says 'I'll show you' and gives the gong an ear shattering blow with an unpadded hammer.
A woman's voice from upstairs shouts 'For f**k's sake, it's twenty to three in the f***ing morning.'


Answers: After a night out, a man brings his mates back to show off his new house.
The visitors are puzzled by a huge gong in the middle of his lounge.
One says 'What's the big brass gong for?'
'That's my talking clock' he replies.
The guest asks 'How does it work?'
The host says 'I'll show you' and gives the gong an ear shattering blow with an unpadded hammer.
A woman's voice from upstairs shouts 'For f**k's sake, it's twenty to three in the f***ing morning.'

hahahaha

lol

That sounds like one of my relatives.

not so much as talking, just a get-a-response clock. kinda funny though

funny

lol very good.

hahahahhaahahahahah

hey, if it works use it
lol

i'll have to get one of them

haha i get it now...

LLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!



Thats funny. Must have a cranky wife, ey?
STAR FOR YOU!!!

LOL...good one!!!

ahah. thats really funny.

thas funny :P

i can so relate that to my family! lol nice joke! keep them coming!

good one

lol

finally. a joke that makes sense. lose the cussing

Nice clock

lol funny star for you.

cool

ya, i agree with hpfanatic672... really funny, just drop the cussing.



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