Medical school?!
Question: First year students at medical school are receiving their first anatomy class with a dead human body.
They gather around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor says 'In medicine, you need two qualities. The first is that you must not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.'
As an example, the professor pulls back the sheet, sticks his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdraws it then sticks it in his mouth.
'Go ahead and do the same thing' he says.
The students hesitate, but eventually take turns sticking a finger in the butt of the body then sucking on it.
When everyone had finished, the professor says 'The second most important quality is observation, i stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention..............'
Answers: First year students at medical school are receiving their first anatomy class with a dead human body.
They gather around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor says 'In medicine, you need two qualities. The first is that you must not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.'
As an example, the professor pulls back the sheet, sticks his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdraws it then sticks it in his mouth.
'Go ahead and do the same thing' he says.
The students hesitate, but eventually take turns sticking a finger in the butt of the body then sucking on it.
When everyone had finished, the professor says 'The second most important quality is observation, i stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention..............'
lol....funny
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i would puke if that happened!
lol good one!
brilliant. star for you!
lmao lol.
That compleatly grossed me out, and I'm about to leave for lunch.
Great joke